mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

shadyteen:

shadyteen:

Theres a strong smell of poop in my room and i know for sure it aint me like wtf i think its coming from outside or my dog pooped in here but idk where exactly

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(Source: fuckyeahzarry, via negro-pleaase)

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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(Source: collxxn, via guccier)

illkim:

"Mom can we get McDonalds?"

"Eat what’s in the fridge"

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(Source: illkim, via perks-of-being-chinese)